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Wii are Family

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Nintendo WiiA couple of weeks ago Lisa "surprised" me with a Wii. My coworker, and friend, Ed had bought two of the three Toys-R-Us had (one for him, one for his sister) but it turns out his sister got one the same day in D.C. So Lisa bought the extra one and let me tell you, it is really fun. It comes with five basic sports games; bowling, golf, boxing, tennis, and baseball. I'm not too fond of boxing or baseball (in fact I don't like the baseball game at all) but I really enjoy the golf, bowling, and tennis games. I would probably like the boxing a bit more if more of my swings actually registered (read: if I didn't suck).

I haven't owned a new to market console since the Sega Genesis even though I have eyed the PS2, XBox, XBox 360, and the PS3. Lisa isn't much of a gamer and the girls aren't either so it was hard to justify the spending of hundreds of dollars on a game machine if I was the only one going to play it. While the Wii hasn't suddenly turned the family into avid gamers it has managed to draw Lisa in to play some games and Shannon really enjoys it (though Emily hasn't even tried it and won't for another year or so).

Tiger Woods PGA Tour 07We have bought a few extra games for it; Sonic and the Secret Rings, Tiger Woods 2007, Madden 2007, and Wii Play (a set of nine mini-games). I haven't tried Sonic yet but Lisa, Shannon and Joe all played it. Lisa and Shannon seemed to like it somewhat but Joe didn't care for it. The Wii Play games are mostly lame but they can be kind of fun - particularly an old Atari 2600 rebirth of Combat! (the tank game). I am no good at Madden 2007 which is no different than my skill level at any other Madden game however the controls are a lot different so I kind of like it - even though it can be very, very frustrating. Tiger Woods golf is cool but the graphics are rendered a bit darkly on our TV so it is hard to see the hole on the green plus the Wii remote doesn't always register my swings when I'm putting so it can be very difficult to have good "touch" for distance.

The Wii has definitely taken up a lot of our time - we have reduced our overall TV watching substantially because we are playing Wii games (mostly Wii Sports - the five games that came with the Wii). The only real gripes I have with the Wii so far are that there is no online play, the graphics, and the controls. I really wish there was online play because I would really like playing some of these games against my friends without having to have them come over. While the graphics are "ok" they just aren't very good - particularly in Tiger Woods golf. The people all look "weird" and the animations of them are really awkward plus everything is too dark. If I squat and have the TV at exact eye level it is better but the point of the golf mechanics are that you stand up and swing the remote like a real golf club. Finally, the controller. Sometimes it is overly sensitive and other times it doesn't register my moving of it at all. While I love the concept of the controller and have a blast playing the games with it it just doesn't work well enough for sensitive movements. It's perfect for abrupt moves (baseball, golf driving, tennis smashes) but sucks for putting or tennis drop shots - you just can't be delicate and that really gets aggravating.

I have hope that the mechanics and online play stuff will be resolved eventually. I'm resigned to the awkward graphics and think the sports games designers should as well and not try so hard to be photo realistic with the people (Tiger) because they just look odd. My overall impression of the system is a positive one though. My arms have actually been a touch sore after playing a lot of boxing or tennis the next day and, at least with boxing, it is easy to break a sweat so I figure I'm doing myself some minor good by playing some of these games. The price still seems kind of high - and the $50 a game sucks - but that is only because I am cheap. I have gotten my monies worth in hours of entertainment already (as compared to going to movies, amusement parks, etc) so it really isn't all that bad.

As soon as I manage to get my "Mii" off the "Wii" I will get a screen grab of him and put him on the blog for you too see.

Five Year Old Anime

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IMG_4817.JPGI'm not a huge fan of manga or anime so if you are, and I'm misusing the terms, cut me some slack. Shannon spent a bit of time drawing this morning created this, anime-like self-portrait. She loves to draw and is regularly drawing people and things however this drawing is definitely an improvement on her normal style. Because of this I have started a new online photo album of bits of art she creates. As of this post this drawing is all that is in it. However, if you want to see it in a larger size you can (just click on the image)

Its Snowing Like Mad

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Snowy DayIt is snowing like crazy outside today. I've lived here (Huntington, WV) for about 11 years (wow) now and it is snowing about as hard as I have ever seen it. It is also really, really cold - it was 1F today on the way to work. Brrr.

If school is delayed or canceled tomorrow morning I will probably go into work late so I can play in the snow with the girls. If, and this is a big if, I can convince Emily to actually play in the snow. Last time she just stood still.

Everyone else has already left work in order to avoid bad traffic on the way home.

Super Bowl - and Super Clean

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Unless you are living in a cave, and then you wouldn't be getting this email, you know the Super Bowl was played last night. You probably also know that the Colts won (sorry Nate). We had our traditional party and this year the crowd was about as large as it usually is (somewhere between 20-30 people. We had buffalo wings, chili, and pulled pork bbq sandwiches (bbq courtesy of my boss Tom - thanks Tom). Everyone seemed to enjoy themselves thanks in large part to a very entertaining first half.

The festivities wrapped up around 10-11 and after everyone cleared out Lisa tidied up the house; a completely crazy and selfless act considering she had to be up at 5:30 this morning so she could head out and catch a flight to South Carolina for work. She will be basking in the chilly 50's of Myrtle Beach for most of the week so for the next few days it is just the girls and I.

Shannon had a few friends over for the party as well (granted they are the kids of our friends) but she and Emily seemed to have a lot of fun and Shannon was able to show off her gap-full smile to everyone because about a week ago she lost another tooth - this one is one of the top front bad-boys so her smile is really chunky right now - it's great because she is loving it so much. If you didn't know she plans on being a tooth fairy when she grows up (I'm thinking that translate to Dentist or Oral Surgeon).

ROOMBA iRobot Roomba Discovery Cordless Robot Vacuum Cleaner 4210On January 26th on woot.com I bought a Roomba Discovery vacuum. It is a bit of a frivolous purchase I realize but I couldn't resist. I have wanted to get one for a while now and the price was about $130 off retail so I jumped at the chance. It arrived at the office today (via FedEx) so, after making sure it is fully charged I gave it a test in the office - it worked like a charm.

My office is about 30' x 15' and is broken up amongst four people. Two of us have our desks out in the open and the other two have partitioned themselves off behind cubicle walls; one of which has made his space almost like a closet. There are also a few free floating guest chairs, two parts of a sectional sofa, a small fridge, a bookshelf, a filing cabinet, and a few extra computers on the floor. The Roomba handled all of these wierd obstacles without a problem and even focused on the dirtiest parts of the room starting with the area just in front of the door. After roaming around randomly picking up bits and pieces of dust and debris it found its' way into each cube and under each desk. It spent a bit of extra time under each desk right where our feet rest signifying it had found a particularly dirty spot. Once it was done I turned it off and opened it up to see how much crap it found - it was a pretty good quantity; especially considering we have a maid service that vacuums every 2-3 days.

Tonight I'll test it out on the hardwood and tile floors of the first floor. It will be nice, if it works well, to come home to a freshly vacuumed house every day!

Keep Up With Your Daily Goals

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I just hit upon a site called "Joes Goals" that seems to be really easy to use and could really help me achieve a variety of daily goals. It builds a small weekly calendar you can just click on when you achieve either a good goal or perpetrate a bad habit.

You can also setup a "journal" that takes in small entries about what you did for various things. For instance, let's say you wanted to set up a goal of exercising 20minutes a day, four times a week. You just add the goal "20 minutes Exercise" and then,when you actually exercise you can click on the day and a little checkmark will appear. You can also set up a journal called "Exercise" which will also be in the same calendar grid. After you exercise, if you want to mention what you did you can click on the exercise box for the day and quickly enter some details about your activity.

The site is free and seems to generate all of its' revenue via Google Ads. Sign up is exceptionally easy (provide an email address, first name, and password) and adding goals and journals isn't much harder. You do need a pretty modern web browser to use the site (Firefox, Opera, or IE7+) due to it's slick interface.

If you have any small daily type goals this site might be just the ticket for you. I don't think it would be that great for big goals that have a lot of parts to them - but for small tangible goals it looks great. It is also good for keeping yourself from doing bad things (say, like eating dessert) because you can setup negative goals that you check only when you mess up.

Here are some other "daily goal" suggestions:


  • Read to my child
  • Clean Kitchen before going to bed
  • Write a blog post
  • Eat Sensibly
  • Jog

I'm sure it will be easy for you to find plenty of your own little life improving goals or bad habits to try and avoid such as (the following are "bad goals"):


  • Go out to eat
  • Yell at kids
  • Pick Nose
  • Lick frozen lamp posts

Most of all have fun and use the tool to help make small, but positive changes in your life!

Disney World Redux

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IMG_3961.JPGAs you may know we went to Disney World last week. We were there for about six days and did a ton. Amazingly, we still didn't do everything and we only rode two rides more than once (both of those were during "extended hours" we paid extra for); however, we did have a lot of fun - especially Shannon. This image of Shannon links to about fifty of the 400 plus images from the week.

The trip started out smoothly with a flight from Charleston, WV to Atlanta where we caught our connector and headed south to Orlando. We actually had a delay in leaving Charleston (about 30-45 minutes) but it wasn't important because it just reduced our layover in Atlanta. Emily slept on both flights but Shannon had some issues going into Orlando and suffered some inner ear pain. She dealt with it pretty well (though I'm sure the guy right in front of her probably disagrees. We then shuffled through the airport to baggage claim (where Disney had already claimed our bags) and then loaded on a shuttle bus we had to wait about five minutes for. The bus (a rather nice one) took us to the hotel (All Star Music) at which point we unloaded, checked in, and then had our first meal at the All Star Music Cafe.

The food was barely passable. I had spaghetti and, while it was decent, it was barely enough and made me nervous about our dining plans for the trip. Lisa had done her homework and had bought our park tickets in a package that included a meal plan, hotel accommodations, and park tickets. It was a great deal but I wasn't really thrilled with the meal plan. Each day, on the plan, we had a "counter service", a "sit down service", and a snack. We used our "counter service" for lunch (except that first meal and our "sit down" for dinner. A counter service meal consisted of a main course, a dessert, and a drink. You must select all three before you go to the checkout (you can't get the meal piece-meal) or else you miss out on whichever parts you had not decided on. Of course, I didn't know this when I arrived. I was taking care of Emily and our meals. I grabbed some food for her and my spaghetti, a chocolate milk for her, and planned on getting a fountain drink. I didn't bother with dessert selection because I was hoping to have ice cream and didn't want it to melt while I ate my dinner. The cashier, William, was less than friendly and basically told me I was out of luck on the dessert plan. Had I had dessert the amount of food would have been fine (as it was the rest of the week) but that night I wasn't very happy. Fortunately, my later experiences with the food plan were better.

After dinner we headed to our room which was a family suite; a new concept on the Disney properties that took what was formerly two separate rooms and combined them into one. The room was nicely sized. Half consisted of a living room and a bathroom while the other half held the bedroom, a small kitchenette, and another bathroom. The living room had a couch, a large chair/love seat, and a very large ottoman. Each of those three pieces folded out into beds (a queen, and two singles respectively). There was also a 27" tv and a small "bistro" table with two chairs. The kitchenette had a microwave, a dorm fridge, a small sink, and some paper dishes (Disney themed of course). Considering the room was barely more expensive than two rooms and we had the kitchenette I was pretty happy with the accommodations. However, our bags hadn't arrived from the airport yet and the girls pj's and all of our toiletries were in them. We waited up until nearly 10 with the girls before we gave up. Lisa and I stayed awake until 11:30 but the bags still didn't arrive so we decided to go to sleep. Lisa had called the front desk earlier and told them to deliver the bags regardless of the hour which, unfortunately, meant I was awoken at 3am by the guy with our luggage. He had knocked a couple times before I got out of bed then tried to open the door to the room (which we had latched) so, for a second, I thought someone was trying to break in. The door to the room enters into the living room and, amazingly, once all the bags were in and the bellboy was gone, the girls were still asleep. I took their cue and went back to bed myself.

IMG_4200.JPGThe next morning we got up, got dressed, and headed to the Magic Kingdom. Shannon and Emily were very excited! We got into the main gate and immediately found some characters who were signing autographs and getting their photos taken; starting with Chip and Dale. At this first stand there was a professional photographer who handed out a "photo pass" card which you could use all over all of the parks. Basically, all of the Disney photographers would scan your card and then the photos they took would be connected to your account; later you can view those photos online and decide if you want to buy the whole package ($99 for up to 300 different photos on one CD). We then went around the first building, rented a stroller (about $100 for the entire trip; but well worth it for reasons I will explain later) and then got in line so the girls could meat Pluto and Daisy. Once we were done with that we headed down main street, checked out a couple stores, saw a small "Oklahoma" type rendition on a street car, and then saw a neat musical thing involving dreams and nightmares on the patio in front of Cinderella's castle. Once that was over we called Ted (my older brother) who was also coming to Disney with his family. They were nearly at the front gate so we headed back up main street and joined up with them for the start of a fun filled week.

Now that we were all together (Lisa, Me, Shannon, Emily, Ted, Cyndy , Austin (11), and Heather (7)) we headed for the first set of rides which included "It's a Small World" and "Dumbo". The girls (Shannon, Emily, and Heather) really liked all of the rides in that part of the park. Then we headed off toward "tomorrowland" where we rode a ride just like "Dumbo" but with Rockets and then Space Mountain!

Shannon is a little timid about rides and had, earlier in the day, waited in line for the haunted house before backing out at the last second so I was pretty sure she wouldn't want to go on Space Mountain. Heather, on the other hand, wanted to go on every ride and had no hesitation about the Haunted House or Space Mountain. If you haven't been there before Space Mountain is a roller-coaster, but it is inside and isn't an obviously "scary ride" so Shannon wanted to go with Heather. I looked at her surprised but didn't disillusion her - I wanted her to go on as many rides as possible. We waited in line (for about 10-20 minutes) listening to very mellow mood music and looking at peaceful holograms. Finally, when it was almost our turn on the ride I saw that Shannon would have to sit alone (I had thought it would be like the rest of the Disney rides were you sit two in a row). Shannon decided the order of seating would be Austin, her, Heather, me, Ted, and Cyndy. We piled in (I was pretty nervous for her) and the ride took off. The first few turns were cool and you could hear Shannon saying "Wee!!!". By the way, this ride is mostly in the dark so you can't see what is coming. Shortly after those first two turns we hit the first "drop" and the wee turned into a paniced scream for me. I yelled back that she was alright, I was there, and that the ride is fun. I repeated my mantra "This is fun Shannon, I'm right here" until the ride stopped. After I unloaded she staggered out of the ride and walked/stumbled with her arms outstretched in, what appeared to be, a state of shock, until I picked her up. Then she cried briefly until I told her how brave she was and that she did something even her mom wouldn't do. That perked her up and she seemed to recover well. She wasn't interested in going on it again but she spoke positively about the ride the rest of the week.

Later that night we headed to the Contemporary Hotel via the monorail and had our first "character dinner" at Chef Mickey's diner. There we ate from a decent buffet and the girls got the chance to meet Mickey, Minny, Donald, Pluto, and Goofy. Shannon really enjoyed it and Emily started to warm up to the idea of giant stuffed animals wanting to hug her. She still wouldn't do it without me holding her but you could tell she was loosening up. Shannon, on the other hand, needed no encouragement and would run and hug the various characters. She also took a book with her that she used as an autograph book. Over the course of the week she must have gotten close to fifty different signatures from various characters (some of them more than once). She really, really, enjoyed meeting the characters.

The second day we went to the Animal Kingdom where we saw some cool creatures, dinosaur bones, and shows including a 3-d movie involving "Flick" from "Ants." At some point during the day we had to split up so that Ted, Austin, and I could go on the Mt. Everest roller coaster while the girls went to see Rafiki and another show. At the show Shannon and Heather were pretty outspoken and drew the attention of the singer/songwriter who was leading things. He then changed up a song to be all about how the two of them Invented Everything! From that point on if you asked Shannon she invented whatever you had in your hand ranging from the stroller to the chicken we ate for lunch. We also went on a safari ride were we saw a bunch of animals roaming around including a pride of Lions. At some point during this day Emily started to feel a little funky and didn't really have much energy. At this point the stroller came in very handy.

We had considered bringing our own stroller to Disney with us but it had a couple drawbacks. First we would have to lug it around on the buses between parks and secondly it could only hold one of the girls. The strollers at Disney are pretty low to the ground and you can get a double wide that both girls could share. Even better the foot area was so big we were able to push all three (including Heather) at times. However, the best part of this stroller became evident once Emily started getting sick and wanted to sleep. We had Heather and Shannon get up and walk and Emily could sprawl out and crash. For the next 2 days she was either sleeping in the stroller, on my shoulder, or in a high chair with her head on the table. On the second day I stayed back at the hotel with her until her temp (which seemed very high) broke and she regained some of her energy. She was never 100% on the trip but she still had plenty of fun.

IMG_4345.JPGAfter Emily started to bounce back we met the crew back at the Magic Kingdom where we went to "Frontierland" and "Adventureland" were we hit a few more rides and then had to cut out so the girls could get dressed for their dinner at Cinderella's castle. Emily dressed as Snow White and Shannon dressed as Tinkerbell for the meal. Earlier in the day they had gotten their photos taken with Snow White, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, and Belle. At the enterence to dinner they got to meet Cinderella again who assured them she remembered them from earlier in the day (a nice touch) and they had another professional photo taken (this one was delivered at dinner as part of the meal package). We then headed upstairs to the main dining room of the palace (I wasn't sure there was an upstairs). We had a decent meal (though the prime rib was overcooked) and the girls got to meet two of Cinderella's mice and her Fairy Godmother. At the end of the meal the nights fireworks (Disney does them every night) started to go off. It turns out they use Cinderella's castle for a launching point for many so we had a good view out the window for the lights. Emily really digs fireworks so she fully enjoyed that part of the meal.

The next day found us at MGM Studios were we saw two really cool stunt shows (Raiders of the Lost Ark and a Car Stunt Show that even had a few tricks that impressed Ted (who has been trained to do a lot of wild driving stuff). Ted, Ausin, and I went on the Tower of Terror and the Aerosmith Roller coaster. The Roller coaster is cool simply because of how fast you start the ride. I also had a really good strawberry Ice Cream snack over near the Tower/Rollercoaster part of the park. Overall I think my favorite part of Disney to walk around is MGM Studio's because each part is so well done you really feel like in your different areas/time periods. It's pretty cool.

Honestly, the days are blurring together in my mind so I may be messing the order of things up a bit - so I apologize for any inaccuracies at this point.

We ate a late dinner at MGM at a 50's style "Mom-n-Pop" type place. The food was OK (we almost all had fried chicken) but the price was crazy. OUr food was covered on the meal plan but Ted and his group had to pay over $100 for a fried chicken dinner. I was pretty disgusted at how expensive it was. I was feeling pretty wierd that night so I gave Austin my dessert which was a brownie sundae that looked really, really, good. I'm still partially regretting that bit of generosity on my part!

IMG_4402.JPGThe next day we were at Epcot where, I have to say, I was the most disappointed with the entire park system. Epcot has some cool stuff (including my favorite ride Mission: Space) but it is also the most blatantly commercial part of Disney. I know Disney is a big commercial for Disney - but Epcot is more than that. Everything we did was sponsored by one company or another. In the imagination place there was thing sponsored by IBM, another by HP, and another by Microsoft XBoxs. You could rent a Segway there (which I was tempted to try) but I decided against because I figured it would be exorbitantly priced. We went on a ride with Lisa's favorite Epcot character "figment" which was kind of neat but then when we got off we were injected into a live infomercial for Kodak digital camera's and printers. Even the end of Mission: Space had a room filled with activities that were sponsored, once again, by Hewlett Packard (I think). I understand people need to advertise but I thought the gross commercialization cheapened the Epcot experience.

Not all of Epcot was bad. In fact two of my favorite parts of the trip took place there. The first was the ride Mission: Space. I really wanted to go on the ride and I was not disappointed. It simulated a couple g's of force as you take off in your X-2 rocket, slingshot around the moon, avoid asteroids, and then perform a crazy landing on the surface of mars. I would have gone on that one again if I had the time. The second thing we did was go to a German BeirGarten for dinner in the German part of Epcot's walk of nations. Our waitress was from Germany (as were most of them) and she had lived about 30 miles north of where Ted was stationed when he was there. Ted and I each had a huge stein of Franziskaner Hefeweizen (one of Ted's favorites and our waitress's favorite). The glass was huge and had to hold close to half a gallon of beer. There was live music performed including two guys who played the bells (that was very cool) and they both played the alphorn (a really long horn made famous in the states in Riccola commercials). I had a huge plate of Schnitzel (I love Schnitzel) and a bounty of desserts. We had a blast but had to end the night early.

That night we had to cut out and head back to the Magic Kingdom for our night of extended hours which was part of a Christmas party. Mostly the party consisted of free hot cocoa and a parade. I'm not much of a parade person but Lisa, Shannon, and Emily all really enjoyed the parade. The weather at this point also took a turn south and dropped from the mid 70's to the low 50's (wind chill into the low 40's). We, of course, weren't dressed for the weather so I bought the girls a really nice soft Tinkerbell blanket. After the parade we went on Dumbo and "It's a Small World" again before deciding we were all too tired to hang out any longer. We headed back to the bus for the hotel where we ran into a huge group of young (7-15 year old) cheerleaders from Dracut Mass. My father is from Dracut and his part of my family still lives out there. One of the girls (an older high school aged "chaperon") actually dated my cousin Joey Huntress (a WR for the Dracut High football team). It was pretty crazy. It really is a small world? On a similar note Ted ran into his across-the-street neighbor at every park we visited and they didn't even know they would be at Disney at all before the trip.

Boo: Kitty!On Friday the temp stayed cold so we headed to downtown Disney to do some shopping. Earlier in the week Lisa put Emily's hair in pigtails for the first time ever and I commented that I thought she looked a lot like Boo from Monster's Inc. At an art store at Downtown Disney we found a small statue of Boo that captures Emily nicely so we bought it along with four small Tinkerbell lithograph's for Shannon's room. They paintings are really pretty and Shannon is very excited about hanging them in her room. They are about 8x11 in size so it should be cheap for us to frame them for her.

That night was our final character breakfast, back at the Magic kingdom, this time with Pooh and company. We were joined by Pooh, Tigger, Eyeore, and Piglet. Emily, at this point, was fully comfortable with the big characters and hugged each of them when they came up. Shannon, of course, continued to enjoy herself. After dinner we walked around the park a bit before heading back to the hotel to meet up with Ted and Cyndy for a final night's hangout. They had spent that day relaxing back at their condo. The next day was our flight home.

The flight home was even smoother than the one down there but the temperature was much colder here in WV than it was in Orlando. Both girls were great and had a fantastic time. Amazingly, with everything we did, we didn't see everything. We didn't go to portions of the Magic Kingdom, we didn't go to either water park (Blizzard Beach and Typhoon Lagoon), and I'm sure we missed a bunch of the Epcot bits as we went through so fast. I am not sure how much the trip, in total, cost but it was not cheap. However, based on Shannon's and Emily's reactions to everything it was worth every penny. We will probably end up going back again one more time when Emily is close to 6 but I'm not sure when we will do it considering school etc kind of gets in the way.

Why The Cowboys Stink

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My friend, Ryan Parker, is at it again. This time he has put together a song and video about why the Dallas Cowboys stink.


This is a really funny song written from the perspective of Bill Parcells.

Scrambled Weekend

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This past weekend I was involved in two different Golf Scrambles. The first was a two-person scramble for the Boy Scouts council at Esquire Country Club in Barboursville WV. My friend Dallas teamed up with me for the event and we had a good time even though we didn't finish very well in the standings. Our final score was an 88. Granted, to some this might not seem like a very good score (OK it isn't a very good score) but neither of us plays much golf and an 88 was the best score I have reached in a 2 man scramble so I was pretty happy.

Yesterday Dallas and I again teamed up but this time we were inserted into a team for a four man scramble for the American Lung Association at Edgewood Country Club in Sissonville, WV. Edgewood is a private club so this was my first, and probably my only, chance to play there. Our two teammates were co-workers Ryan and Richie from a local accounting firm and both were much better golfers than Dallas and I. Our teams final score was a 64 - or 7 under par! The match seemed kind of ho-hum and Richie and Ryan were both somewhat disappointed with our final score figuring we weren't going to be low enough to finish in the top 3. It, like all scrambles, was a shotgun start and we started on the par 3 6th hole.

Each of the par 3s (except one) had closest to the hole contests. Ryan won the closest to the pin on hole 6. He also won on hole 17 (i think). Richie won the closest to the pin on hole 2 and, amazingly, I won it on hole 4 with what was close to my best shot ever. It was a 148 yards uphill into a very slight breeze. I took out my 8 iron and plopped the ball 6 feet to the left of the cup. Dallas was about 10 feet and Richie was about 11 so our team was in great shape to get a birdie even if I hadn't had a great shot. Sadly, we all missed the put for birdie and we even burnt two mulligans.

Missed putts were the story of our day. Nobody on our team ever got on track with putts. We had four different hole's lip out which would have given us a 60 (11 under). The winning team had a 59 so we still wouldn't have won and in fact, the 60 and the 64 would have amounted to the same thing - we came in second!

We each got a $50 gift certificate to the club's pro-shop (you can't get much with $50 at a private club shop). We also received golf privilege cards which gives us a discount at over 70 courses in WV. I also now have a nice ping 60° lob wedge. It is a $100 club. It's funny because my entire set of clubs only cost me $150.

Dallas and I had a pretty good time at both events. Both had pretty good food and the Lung Association even gave us polo shirts and ball mark repair tools. I had a little more fun at the Boy Scout one but I was stoked we finished so well at the Lung Association one. Plus, now that I have this crazy club, maybe I will do better on really short chips around the greens and get a sub-100 score! Watch out Tiger here I come!

Rules of the Game - Strictly VolleyPong

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At work we have pretty much always had either a ping-pong table, a foosball table, or both. A healthy group of us play one or both of the games but, after a point, we get bored with the same-old, same-old in ping-pong and foosball. We don't want to stop playing but we ache for a change so we put our creativity to work and devise new games that can be played with the existing equipment. While we no longer have a ping-pong table at work (we still have foosball) we have invented some cool games for both tables whose rules I thought I would share.

Some of these are kind of complex when you read about them; however, once you play they are actually pretty straightforward.

With that said lets look at ping-pong's reincarnation as volleypong. Volleypong is an amazing hybrid of racketball, volleyball, and ping-pong with a few other twists thrown in for good measure. Volleypong can be played by teams ranging in size from 2-5 players. We haven't exceeded 5 because we didn't have a big enough area to support larget groups without risking serious injury.

The ideal location for a Volleypong game is a room that gives you about 5 feet to either side of the ping-pong table and 10 feet to either end. This provides the perfect amount of space for 2 man teams. However, most people don't have a room they can dedicate just to volleypong. Optional locations can be in a corner near two walls, build walls with cubicles, or a wide open space with no adjacent walls but where you can put some bookshelves or other objects around the perimeter to increase the excitement of play.

Once you have your court setup you get your teams together. Each team at a minimum has to have two players; the Handler and the Crusher. The Handler receives the opposing teams serve and the Crusher sends it back to the other team. If you have more than two players you pick up a Digger, a Deep Digger, and beyond that even more Diggers, Handlers, or Crushers. A Handler has to have good soft hands with their paddle, the Digger has to be willing to get low and keep the ball off the floor, and the Crusher needs to be good and overhead slams of the ping-pong ball - both accurate and with speed without hitting it so hard that they break the ball on impact. Now that you have a court and teams let's talk about how you actually play the game.

The Rules

Serving

  1. Player must hit the ball so that it bounces on his side before crossing the net.
  2. Serve can make contact with the net while crossing and still be a legal serve
  3. Player may lean over the table as far as they want while serving
  4. Player may hide the ball in their hand while serving
  5. Player may serve the ball to any point on the opposition side of the table (does not have to be cross court).
  6. Player must announce the score before serving or the serve is considered a bad serve and the opposing team earns the point and service
  7. If you fail to hit the table with your serve at all the opposition gets 2 points and the serve
  8. If your paddle touches the table while serving the opposing team gets the point and the serve
  9. Every serve is worth a point and the service.
  10. All players on the serving team must be behind their baseline when the ball is served
  11. The opposition does not have to be watching or ready when making the serve
  12. You can't introduce any foreign objects into the field of play to distract the returning team
  13. You can try to convince the returning team to look away before you serve to them
  14. It is possible to have an unintentional-reverse-serve. These have special rules.
  15. Nobody can stretch forward and interfere with the net during a serve (i.e. lower the net)
  16. If the server completely misses the ball and it hits the table the ball is still alive, The server can still serve the ball but they can not hit it directly over the net and it can't touch their side of the table a second time during the serve process. They can't catch and re-release the ball but they can try to hit it. If an ace is achieved via this manner it is worth 1 point. A whiff serve can not be hit by anyone else on the server's team during the service sequence even if it results in an unintentional-reverse-serve.
  17. You can not serve the first point of the first game of a session until all players are ready. The first serve on all subsequent games can be served as soon as the entire serving team is in position - regardless of the receiving teams readiness. A "red paddle" can not be used to get the receiving team into position.

Aces

  1. An ace is any serve that goes over the net without touching the net and without being played off of any other surface before going over (or around) the net which is not hit by the other team before the ball bounces twice. The first bounce after crossing the net has to be on the receiving side of the table (can hit an edge) and the second bounce can either be on the table or on the floor. If the ball is hit by anything before the second bounce (hand, leg, foot, face, etc) then it is not an ace.
  2. An ace that fulfills the definition is worth 2 points.

Unintentional Reverse Serve

  1. An unintentional reverse serve (URS) is a serve that when struck by the server hits the edge of the table and goes backwards instead of in the initial direction of the serve.
  2. When a URS occurs the ball is treated as if it were served by the other team than the team that served it. Thus, the serving team becomes the receiving team.
  3. A URS can never be an ace
  4. The person who served the URS can be the first person to touch the ball after the URS occurs.
  5. The first person to touch the URS can not send the ball over the net; they must pass it to another player on their team first.
  6. The second (or subsequent) player to touch the ball can hit the ball over the net using any of the standard receiving rules.

Ball out of Play

  1. A ball out of play is one that has not touched the ground yet but is in a non-hittable position. Examples of non-hittable positions are: in a foosball table; in a lamp shade, over a partition wall and into someones office, wedged between furniture and the wall. Whichever team last hit the ball before it became out of play automatically loses the point.

An example:

Team A is serving to team B. Team B handles the serve and crushes the return so that it bounces off the far wall and into the bowl of an overhanging light fixture before Team A can touch the ball. Team B loses the point and Team A maintains serve.

Another example:

Team A is serving to team B. Team B. handles the ball and crushes it to team A who digs the ball but, when they attempt to set it to their crusher the ball floats over and into the same overhead light fixture. Team A loses the point and team B takes over serve.

Receiving

  1. The first player on the receiving team can not return the ball back over the net. They must pass it.
  2. The receiving team can hit the ball a number of times equal to their team size plus one. So a two man team can hit the ball three times.
  3. Receiving players must alternate hits. The same player can't hit the ball twice in a row unless they are dribbling or a "hand call" is made
  4. A hand call occurs when a player attempts to play the ball with their paddle but it hits their hand or finger (anything below the elbow) The player must call "HAND!" and then they can hit the ball again. The "Hand" hit does not count towards to the teams hit total
  5. The ball, once returned, does not have to cross the net. Nor does it have to hit the top surface of the table.
  6. Any contact with the table on the oppositions side of the table including the sides of the playing surface is considered a valid return. The bottom of the playing surface and the legs of the table are out of play. 
  7. The ball can be played off of any object in or near the playing area. Walls, bookshelves, boxes, bodies etc are all in play.
  8. If the ball comes to rest (no motion at all) on an object (book, shelf, paper) the ball is still in play so long as you can get the ball off the surface in 3 seconds without touching the ball with your hands. If you need to use your paddle to dislodge the ball it counts as a hit towards the team total. You can move the object the ball is resting on but only in the Z axis (up/down) you can't move the object in a direction that is parallel with the floor.
  9. You may hit the ball with your body, head, shoulder, elbow, legs, or feet and it does not count toward your team hit count.
  10. If using partition walls and your return bounces off the table and over the partition wall it is considered an out of play shot and your opposition wins the point and the service.
  11. If you break the ball on the Crush the opposition wins the point and the service.
  12. If you step on the ball while playing the opposition wins 2 points and the service.
  13. If your paddle hits the table with force the opposition wins the game.
  14. If you hit the net and "knock it down" the opposition wins the game
  15. If you lose control of your paddle (it leaves your hand) then you automatically lose the game.
  16. If the ball hasn't hit the oppositions side of the table yet you can reach over the net and hit the ball; if you hit the ball after it bounces the opposition automatically wins that point. However, if the opposition is trying to hit the ball at the same time and you hit paddles (or bodies) the opposition wins the "paddle clash" and the point.
  17. You can not use your non-paddle hand to hit the ball. Doing so is called a "Snake-Bite" and results in the opposition team winning the point and the service.
  18. If the ball crosses the net, hits anything (including another players body; with the exception of their non-playing hand) and then comes back across the net the ball is still in play and the return is considered valid. An example of this is a crushing return that bounces off the table, hits a far wall, and then the ball flies from the wall all the way back over the net and lands on the crushing teams side of the table. The crushing team now has to handle that return just as if it had been returned by a player.

Dribbling

  1. A player is considered to be dribbling when they hit the ball in a way that causes it to come in contact with a downward facing surface parallel to the tables top surface.
  2. A player is considered to be dribbling if they hit the ball in a way that causes it to come in contact with any part of a non-rectangular object connected to the ceiling.
  3. A player is considered to be dribbling when they hit the ball in a way that causes it to hit another players body without the other players consent(but not their paddle).
  4. A player can not dibble off of themselves. If a player hits the ball with their paddle and the ball then hits their own body the player can NOT hit the ball with his paddle again until the ball is either dribbled or hit by another player's paddle.
  5. Any dribbled ball is not considered a hit towards the teams total.
  6. If a player dribbles a ball they may immediately hit it again.
  7. A dribble can be followed immediately by another dribble with no penalty.
  8. A player who hits the ball into the net so that it bounces back out of the net, without hitting the table, and stays on the strikers side of the table,can hit the ball again before another player. This only counts as one hit.

An example of a dribble using dribble rule 1

Nick digs a crush and it immediately hits the ceiling above him. Nick can hit the ball, with his paddle, again at no penalty. If the subsequent hit also contacts the ceiling then Nick can hit the ball again. This can happen as many times in a row as possible.

An example of a dribble using dribble rule 2

Nick is attempting to dig the ball but so is Joe. Joe leans in to hit the ball and misses it but Nick hits it and the ball bounces off of Joe afterwards. Nick can hit the ball with his paddle again at no penalty. It is not advised that Nick hit Joe with the ball again; but if he does it is another dribble and Nick can subsequently hit the ball again with his paddle at no penalty.

NOTE: If Nick had hit the ball with his paddle and then Joe and kicked the ball then it would not be a dribble.

Ball Switching

  1. A ball can only be taken out of play if it is broken or a game ends.  Thus a new ball can only be introduced at the start of a game or if a ball breaks.  You can't switch balls while someone is getting the current active game ball.

The Red Paddle

  1. Volleypong has a "Timeout" rule called the Red Paddle. In order to call timeout you MUST raise your paddle above your head and call out, loud enough for everyone to hear, "RED PADDLE"
  2. A timeout can only be called in the sake of safety. Teams do not get to call red paddle simply because they are not paying attention.
  3. Basically, "red paddle" exists to let non-players move through the game area or to allow players a chance to tie their shoe, or recover from some sort of injury (such as getting your scalp split open with an errant paddle on a crush - I'm looking at you Josh).
  4. To reiterate you can not use Red Paddle simply because one or more of the players on your team are not in position simply to give them time to get where they are supposed to be. This is particularly relevant on the first serve of a new game.

The Crowd

  1. The crowd consists of people watching, but not playing in, the game.
  2. If there is a crowd they must stay in the designated "Crowd" area.
  3. If the ball goes into the crowd they may hit the ball
  4. The crowd can pass the ball back into the game
  5. The crowd can hit the ball as many times as they want so long as they don't leave the crowd area
  6. The crowd can attempt to hit a winner for either team when they pass it back into the game
  7. Crowd hits do not count toward either teams hit total
  8. If the ball went into the crowd and was a valid hit and the ball doesn't come back from the crowd the last team that last hit it across the net wins the point and the service
  9. Players may enter the crowd area to hit the ball
  10. Crowd members can't hit the ball more than one time in a row (with the exclusion of "dribbling").
  11. The crowd is not subject to the "HAND" call rule

Winning

  1. First team to 21 winning by 2 wins. If no team is winning by 2 then the first team to 25 by one wins.
  2. Any lead of 2 points beyond scoring 21 points is considered a win.
  3. If the winning team is going to continue to play they switch sides of the court.
  4. If Either team damages the table or dislodges the net they lose the game.
  5. If any player loses control of their paddle that players team loses the game.
  6. If either team hits the table with their paddle with FORCE that team loses the game.

This is the first article in my series of "The Rules of the Game". In my next article I will discuss Fireball Foosball the latest incarnation of Foosball here at the office.

Test the Web

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I recently captured some crazy antics of a friend on my camera in video mode and decided I would try a "test" to see what happens when I released the video into the wild. So today I uploaded the file to both google video and You Tube; two of the leading video destinations on the web. However, I am not going to advertise the video directly here or anywhere else. I want to see what kind of life it might be able to take on it's own. I just uploaded it and on the 1year anniversary of the upload I will post the results of how "popular" the video got on it's own merits.

Obviously there are many reasons why the video may not gain any attention at all. First off it may never pop-up for anyone to see. I am trusting in ultimate randomness to get just one person to see it and then like (or hate) it enough to tell others about it. I am fully prepared to report that nobody but me ever saw the video at this time next year. However, if by some miracle the video starts to spread across the net then it will be even more interesting to see how popular it gets

I doubt if my friend will have a happy day if the video gets popular!

If the video gets popular I will not only report the details at that point but I will let you know what the video is. If, however, it doesn't become popular, I will leave it hidden to protect the identity of my friend.